Imagine this: you're finally reunited with your best friend after years apart, and following an exuberant greeting you find yourself at a lo s for words because you're just too damn excited.That phenomenon -- I'll call it "Excitement-Induced Brain Fog" -- occurs at the start of every season. Here's the formula: too much anticipation plus a long time away from football equals fan EIBF.EIBF will infiltrate TV rooms and NFL stadiums starting tonight with and continue through most of September. So, I've pieced together everything you need to remember at the beginning of the 2021 season to combat the EIBF sensation. There's always a wild upset or strange outcome in Week 1 Samuel L. Jackson voice "Hold onto your butts." This will happen. It's the NFL's version of The Upside Down at Tage Thompson Jersey the outset of every season. So prepare yourself. Want proof? I got you. Last year, the eventual 1-15 beat the playoff-bound in a bizarre Week 1 contest that featured only one incompletion and a 2.4 yards-per-carry average for . No upset shattered the football landscape in 2019, but the and tied 27-27. Arizona scored six points through three quarters before erupting for 18 in the fourth, and Detroit linebacker dropped what would've likely been a game-sealing interception in overtime. On that same day, the eventual 11-5 needed a fourth-quarter, -to- touchdown strike to beat the eventual 2-14 , 21-20.At the start of the prior season, the , who ultimately went 5-11, upended the 13-3 NFC North champion , 48-40. averaged 14.9 yards per attempt (!) and had a QB rating of 156.3. The Saints would go on to finish eighth in , the all-encompa sing efficiency metric. In 2017, the 5-11 beat the 9-7 . In 2016, a team that ultimately went 2-14, looked like the most complete team in football in a 28-0 blanking of the almost equally as bad, eventual 4-12 . was the starting quarterback for San Francisco that Mike Condon Jersey afternoon. led the 49ers in receiving. Heck, even in 2015, San Francisco beat the , 20-3, in Week 1. The 49ers finished 5-11. The Vikings won the NFC North at 11-5.So, if one score doesn't exactly feel right in your football-loving bones in Week 1, it probably isn't. Week 1 is a helluva drug.There will be a bad call that wipes out a big play for your teamGetting this out of the way early.Deep breath in. Slowly exhale. Remember, your team is not alone. It will happen to everybody. It all comes out in the wash. Actually, this will happen more than once. Many times. Move on to the next play. Your team should be pa sing moreYes, this has been the fundamental plea of the NFL analytics movement for a while now. But for as annoyed as you may be with it, it's true. Your team needs to pa s more this season. Of the 36 quarterbacks who attempted at least 200 pa ses last year, only , , and averaged le s than 5.0 yards per dropback.Strictly from a yardage perspective for qualifying backs, the were the only team in the NFL with the ultra-rare dynamic where it was actually more beneficial for them to hand the ball to (5.3 yards per rush) than have Wentz drop back to pa s (4.7 yards per dropback). Even the Washington Football Team gained a tick more yards on average on a Dwayne Haskins dropback (4.97 yards per) than an run (4.7 yards per).Now, if new-age analytics your thing, you probably know about Expected Points Added (EPA). If you don't, to summarize -- it a signs points to plays relative to the expectation of that given situation based on all-time Leo Komarov Jersey history. And "all-time history" is a rather large sample size, wouldn't you say?In 2020, there were eight teams that finished with a negative EPA (a net lo s for the offense) on pa s plays. Conversely, there were only five teams that posted a positive EPA on their rushing plays. Read that again. And don't even get me started on first-down runs. I propose they are abolished from every offensive game-plan in the NFL.This, from a season ago, illustrates every team's EPA rushing the football and throwing the football on that ever-important first down.Notice the difference in baselines between rushing and pa sing plays. It's staggering. Only the -- with that elite offensive line, the duo of and , and Kevin Stefanski's time-tested running scheme -- and the Seahawks -- Ru sell Wilson's 6.2 yards-per-carry average must be Jakob Silfverberg Jersey considered -- finished the regular season with a positive EPA on first-down rushes! I rest my case.The following cliches/tired narrativesYou need a refresher on some of your most common cliches and tired narratives. Here are a few to jog your memory for others: is older than insert any football player on earth Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard, has played on many teams Mafia likes to jump through tables while tailgating was mad at the this offseasonA coach or analyst citing the following: "When Team X runs the ball arbitrary threshold , they are awesome win-lo s record. "Team social media accounts tweeting "one team, one goal" at the start of the playoffsYour team needs to use play-action more, regardle s of its ground-game situationThe analytics community has -- run-game succe s has no correlation to . In short, a largely average running back committee will have the same impact on play-action than if you have all 6-foot-3 and 250 pounds of waiting for a handoff in your backfield.Last year, 34 of 42 qualifying quarterbacks had a higher yards-per-attempt average on play-action than when not using it. However, 30 of those same quarterbacks utilized play-action on le s than 30% of their dropbacks. Woof. When would play-action be rendered e sentially usele s because it's expected? No one really knows. But you should hope your team's offensive coordinator tries to find that rate this season.There is no Cowboys-Giants or Eagles-Cowboys game on for the first time everOk, so not a reminder, but since the inception of insert Cris Collinsworth slide in there has been either an Eagles-Cowboys or Cowboys-Giants game as part of the show's schedule every single year. Technically, the Eagles and played on Christmas in 2006, which was a Monday, but it was a program.For as much as I understand why those games are scheduled for each year -- huge markets, David Pastrnak Women Jersey enormous fan bases, bitter rivalries -- not getting either of those matchups on the marvelous telecast will be damn refreshing. There will be a bunch of new teams in the playoffsLast year there were six new playoff teams. That's close to the normal average. So "chalk" represents right around half the postseason field every season. Adjust your season predictions accordingly.You (probably) can impact the game if you're in attendance this year more than ever beforeData science does not have my back on this one. Yet. I'm borrowing this theory from my buddy Scott Kacsmar, formerly of Football Outsiders and one of football's best statistical historians out there.This is what in his recent season-prediction blog post:The crowds are back for now, so it will be